Famous Blayne Quotes

Blayne is at that age where is is constantly saying funny things or sharing his "thoughts". Here are a few of his latest ponderings:

"Mom, did you know that pigs are made out of bacon?"
"When I was a little boy, I used to...."
"Mom, you know what my favorite word is?...SCRATCH, because when you have a itch you can SCRATCH it!"
"Mom, how old were you when you were born?"
"Do you know why you wash your bottom? So it won't be itchy in the morning."
"When I swim I drowned to the bottom of the pool, so I have to wear a swimming jacket"
"Reagan didn't mean to do that. She can't help it because she has a little head and a little brain."
"People like to stare at me"
"Darth Vader likes to kill people, Mom"
"If you swallow seeds, you will grow plants inside you"
"I like butter (creamy pb) not peanut butter (crunchy peanut butter)"
"I think that I am growing because my pants hurt"
"I am so tired of thinking" (getting in the car after per-school)
"I so sick, I can't go because I will take my sick germs" (his response when I tell him it is time to go somewhere that he doesn't want to go)